20 comments

  • jfengel 13 hours ago
    Why not rig it the other way: pump water past the CPU, then through your coffee grounds?

    It probably wouldn't be great for your CPU, because the temperature required to properly brew coffee is hotter than you really want for your CPU. But maybe get the water to 80C, and a secondary heater after that.

    • swiftcoder 5 hours ago
      Maybe one wants a mini heat pump between the CPU and the coffee. 50º C is plenty for a heat pump to very efficiently push the temperature on the other side to 98º C or so
      • matheusmoreira 1 hour ago
        Can this concept be extended to the home in general? Why not pump heat out of computer components and into a general hot water tank for home use? I wonder if anyone's tried it.
        • dgacmu 19 minutes ago
          I have used a mini home-datacenter to heat my house in winter (very effectively - I used a fan to direct the heat towards the intake for the AC system and ran the AC fan). But I decided against the HW heater version of it from a cost recovery perspective - we just don't use that much hot water and we had a then-new high efficiency gas hot water heater.

          However, there's a fairly straightforward way to get halfway there: You can run a standard heat pump hot water heater and put the computers in the same room with it. The computers will heat the air, the heat pump hot water heater will cool the air. Won't be as efficient as a closed loop system directly connecting the computers to the HW heater but you also won't need to worry about whether the heat production and consumption are balanced.

        • mikepurvis 28 minutes ago
          I’ve long been annoyed in the summer every time I turn on a heat generating appliance (stove, dryer, on-demand hot water) and then think about all the waste heat my air conditioner dumped out the side of the house in the last X hours. It would be amazing to somehow store that heat in a reservoir where it could be later used.

          I doubt the extra piping and infrastructure is anywhere near worth it, but I sometimes fantasize about an experimental building that was designed from the get-go with a single integrated heat loop that all the major appliances were plugged into, and how that might look. Seems like the sort of thing that could be tried in a much more confined space such as for an off-grid RV.

          • matheusmoreira 13 minutes ago
            > I doubt the extra piping and infrastructure is anywhere near worth it

            I wonder. Infrastructure investments tend to have absurd payoffs. For example, my solar energy equipment has been generating profit for years.

            In my country 5 kW electric showers are common every day items and they add up to a huge chunk of household energy consumption. Switching to a more efficient water heating system has been on my mind for years. If I can use my home server as a heating element, so much the better. Could even use free CPU cycles to mine Monero on it. A solar powered cryptocurrency mining home serving water heating computer. Wow.

            I also think a lot about the heat my air conditioners constantly pump out of my house. Seems like a waste to just throw it out of the house like that. Ideally it would be stored so that it could be used to heat other things later... To me it seems like it should be possible with enough integration.

        • FinnKuhn 1 hour ago
          Two issues I see here would be that a) the demand and production of how water and compute power might not align and b) the amount of water heated this way would probably not be nearly enough for most people.

          What is probably more feasible is to save on heating costs by heating your apartment partially with your computer.

        • withinboredom 1 hour ago
          Linus (tech talks) uses it to heat his pool.
          • thangngoc89 34 minutes ago
            I remember in a video, Linus measured that the ground absorbs all the heat before it could even reaching the pool.
            • withinboredom 30 minutes ago
              His pipes have too much or not enough insulation then.
        • markovs_gun 45 minutes ago
          The main problems I see are that we don't clean the insides of computer parts and we can drink water with way more calcium in it than is good for high temperature water heaters. Cooling water needs to be treated to not grow algae and bacteria in it, and a lot of times that renders it poisonous to drink. Conversely, drinking water has a lot of minerals still in it and those minerals will deposit and form scale on the insides of your heat transfer surfaces, which will severely impact performance over time. It may not even take that long depending on how hot the surface is and how hard your water is.
          • matheusmoreira 18 minutes ago
            I assume whatever fluids are used for heat transfer would circulate in completely separate circuits from the water used or consumed by humans.
    • umanwizard 12 hours ago
      I'm not expert in CPU water cooling but I'd guess the CPU would have to be way over 100C in order to get the water to 80C quickly.
      • macNchz 12 hours ago
        You could recirculate water past the CPU via an insulated storage carafe. This would create a fun and exciting gamble wherein you might receive a freshly brewed pot of coffee OR your computer might turn itself off just before the water is hot enough to brew with, and the time it would take would be based on how hard you worked the PC.
      • nottorp 4 hours ago
        Modern Intel can help.
      • _Algernon_ 1 hour ago
        Add a heat exchanger.
        • mikepurvis 35 minutes ago
          Not sure if this is what you mean but an actual heat pump with a compressor could handle this— after all, an air conditioner cools your house to 23C by dumping the waste heat to an environment that can be 40C or more.
    • pitched 1 hour ago
      80C is about the lowest you would want to use but can definitely get you a good cup of coffee. It will come out a bit lighter but using a finer grind might offset that.
    • tecleandor 59 minutes ago
      Let's do cold brew then...
    • mulmen 11 hours ago
      Use a heat pump to keep the CPU (and GPU as a secondary heat source) at a lower temperature then heat the coffee water with a secondary heat exchanger. Then you can control the temperature of both cooling loops independently.
    • reactordev 11 hours ago
      This, except when it comes time to actually brew, it goes to a 5.25” slot to heat up, then you can determine the best delivery mechanism for your build. Shot/Kup, drip, pour over, just don’t build a french press PC.

      And have a reservoir large enough to replenish the closed loop circuit when you press the button.

      • reaperducer 11 hours ago
        The CD ROM drive should open so you can insert a paper cup and then the coffee dispenses into it.
        • dougdude3339 3 hours ago
          Kicking myself for not thinking of this... it's genius
  • yupyupyups 2 hours ago
    >The coffee is too cold.

    Don't worry, I'll run an Electron app.

  • Lio 6 hours ago
    I’d like to see this project extended with AI to work out what drink the user really wants before dispensing a drink almost, but not entirely, unlike tea.

    Share and enjoy!

  • Groxx 13 hours ago
    I'm glad someone is still building what needs to be built <3
    • mtillman 8 hours ago
      SGI was ahead of the game: http://mycollins.net/sgicoffee.png
      • dougdude3339 2 hours ago
        Excellent find I have never heard of - thank you for sharing
    • Joel_Mckay 13 hours ago
      v0.2a needs to mine crypto to pay for its own coffee beans while peculating the coffee. =3
      • MostlyStable 13 hours ago
        I assume you meant "percolating", but you very nearly spelled "speculating", which, given the crypto, seems more appropriate.
        • fadesibert 12 hours ago
          And of course, peculation means misappropriating or embezzling funds. Again, given crypto (and certain notorious crypto exchanges), even more appropriate.
          • Joel_Mckay 11 hours ago
            "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind." (E. B. White)

            ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

            • Dilettante_ 6 hours ago
              FWIW, I would not have known 'peculating' was a real word with a meaning if GP hadn't explained.
        • Joel_Mckay 11 hours ago
          Never, the French Press is superior in every regard. lol =3
      • angled 3 hours ago
        Then tokenise the mined crypto. The tokens can be represented by coffee beans. The beans are now magically valuable!

        Digitally enhanced coffee as fungible tokens. “Decaf” for short. What could go wrong?

  • bitcrshr 9 hours ago
    No worries of HTTP 418 here.
  • zeta0134 13 hours ago
    This is the very best kind of silly project. :) I'm pleased to learn that the coffee is an effective (... sortof) heatsink and not merely part of the case.
    • dougdude3339 3 hours ago
      Thank you - I wonder, if in some microscopic way, the coffee is caffeinating the CPU too.
  • bluelightning2k 11 hours ago
    100% Java compatible
  • iammrpayments 6 hours ago
    I don’t know what the pipes are made of, but doesn’t look like something I’d like to heat and run my water through it before drinking it
    • ZiiS 6 hours ago
      Usually PVC not dissimilar to your home plumbing; but yes at temperate it can leach.
    • dougdude3339 2 hours ago
      The tubing and pumps are food safe, however, the radiators and cooling block are not. It's a special tasting cup of coffee best consumed in moderation.
  • ghm2180 9 hours ago
    A key with haptic feedback that when pressed runs the CPU/GPU and as water heats up the button lets you know. Calibrate feedback to temperature and ease off the button when the water is done.
  • dabumere 13 hours ago
    This just made me smile
  • 9front 9 hours ago
    He's using "Linux Mint" for OS. Should have used "Coffee Linux" instead.
  • happycube 8 hours ago
    Someday this should be upgraded to an 8th or 9th gen core i7. ;)
  • parlortricks 12 hours ago
    Time for you to use my 1080ti with Furmark too cook some eggs and bacon to go with the coffee.
    • dougdude3339 2 hours ago
      Damn that's a good idea... orienting the graphics card horizontally would've made a little frying pan.
  • nojs 8 hours ago
    Finally the Java logo makes sense.
  • bongodongobob 13 hours ago
    • throwmeaway222 6 hours ago
      It does, unfortunately there is a bug as every request is returning a 418.
  • inciampati 2 hours ago
    Now do mayonaise.
  • BizarroLand 13 hours ago
    This is the right kind of absurd for a Friday afternoon
  • imchillyb 12 hours ago
    Tread carefully. This is how the Borg started. “Your caffeinated and medicated existence will be added to our own, resistance is futile… pass the creamer.”
  • WrexyBalls 14 hours ago
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  • xandrius 13 hours ago
    Absolutely cool project but unfortunately percolating coffee is nowhere near the best way to brew a good cup of coffee.
    • MangoToupe 12 hours ago
      This must be a matter of taste because I strongly disagree.
    • dougdude3339 2 hours ago
      Glad you like the project. I might have special taste in coffee, this stuff is pretty good, but honestly I like instant too...
    • m463 12 hours ago
      Should probably run cpu benchmarks while slowing water cooling pump + pressurizing cooling system above 9bar and expressing water through carefully tamped specially ground coffee and drip into cup.

      or just have a large reservoir, severely overcool the cpu and cold-brew the coffee

    • dredmorbius 10 hours ago
      Very little about this project screams "best" or "fully optimised".

      Its objectives lie elsewhere.

    • ViscountPenguin 11 hours ago
      Good luck hooking up an espresso machine to a PC though.