FAANG Simulator

(abeyk.com)

260 points | by nerdbiscuits 4 hours ago

46 comments

  • dzonga 2 hours ago
    I don't know if I should feel sad or laugh at the pain at the same time lol.

    what a wonderful way to reflect reality for a good population of devs.

    you can hack the game i.e real life

    1. live in a cheaper location 2. do things that don't scale & do the ugly work

    that naturally extends your runway, you don't need to apply to YC

    remember the median Pay in the US - is 61800 based on ADP the largest payroll provider.

    so before aiming for millions aim for 85K. yeah a far cry from the FAANG wage - but one - you will never get laid off.

    85K - you can live everywhere besides the coastal US cities comfortably.

    • aliteraryhigh 50 minutes ago
      The last 2 statements are so far from reality it's insane. I live in the south/the midwest (depending on who you ask) in an okay-sized city, I was a SWE making $85k/year gross and struggling to cover housing and bills, and I got laid off when the company "eliminated my position".
      • chirau 41 minutes ago
        How much was/is your rent per month? And how many dependents?
    • jambalaya8 31 minutes ago
      I remember taking pay cuts of 35-65% for a few jobs I thought sounded more cool or less stressful when I was younger, only to find out some of my coworkers were making far more at the same place. They placed me still at or above the median wage, and I learned a lot (I never vested, and stocks weren't a factor in the jobs).

      In my personal experience, the jobs I have taken which paid less treated me as cheaper and more disposable. This is not to say all companies are like this, and indeed many do value tech employees they could not afford otherwise more, but making a blanket statement about any pay figure is sort of a bad idea.

      The FAANG workplace environment is something you will pay for. There are reasons it pays well, and I never really understood this until I left. I do not mean merely 'doing your job'.

      As for the last part of your reply, I am guessing it was meant to get reactionary replies (touché).

    • azinman2 2 hours ago
      Unless you have a family, want to travel, want an ample retirement fund, have complex health issues, etc etc.
    • myk9001 23 minutes ago
      > 1. live in a cheaper location 2. do things that don't scale & do the ugly work

      From the creators of how to draw the owl, lol!

    • Hydraulix989 19 minutes ago
      I've found that when I was making $85k I was just as miserable as when I was making $200k+ at FAANG, just without the money. The corporate politics and shittiness of being an employee were the exact same. At least, I was living in a VHCOL city.
    • MeetingsBrowser 1 hour ago
      > 85K - you can live everywhere besides the coastal US cities comfortably.

      This is far from true. There are plenty of expensive places to live away from the coasts

      • daemonologist 1 hour ago
        Only if you seek them out (ski resorts and such). I've lived in both of the most expensive major inland cities (Chicago and Denver) and $85k is plenty in both, even for a small family.
    • OhSoHumble 36 minutes ago
      It actually really hurt when I pulled up the page. It's why I'm trying to bootstrap my own software company off of my savings.

      I'm aiming for 85k (or there abouts) after a few years of earning nothing. But I can't help but feel like a failure because distribution and convincing people to use my software is extremely difficult. I don't want to go back to the tech industry but at the same time I don't know if I have it in me to go "yeah, I'm still working on my <insert dream here> but I have 0 - 10 users" for the next few years.

    • overgard 37 minutes ago
      I wish. I live in the midwest in a stable but unsexy city (probably around like 50th biggest in the nation? So recognizable but not particularly major). 85k is pretty painful here.
    • vkou 1 hour ago
      > so before aiming for millions aim for 85K. yeah a far cry from the FAANG wage - but one - you will never get laid off.

      People making 85K absolutely get laid off.

      • daemonologist 1 hour ago
        I think they're saying that you should build a small business which nets you 85k, not find an employer that underpays you.

        (Whether this makes you more resistant to being "fired" is still up for debate of course.)

        • jambalaya8 44 minutes ago
          Small businesses have difficulties all the time.
          • OhSoHumble 35 minutes ago
            Yeah.

            "The market" lays you off - or heavily reduces your salary.

    • stbtrax 1 hour ago
      1 is not an option for a lot of us in geographically tied roles that are infrequently fully remote
  • qurren 2 hours ago
    Maybe add a non-US-citizen mode where if you are ever unemployed for more than 2 cycles you lose, unless you already have a side project with enormous traction

    And if you are a US citizen and get randomly get thrown into a group of mostly non-citizen coworkers they will grind like hell due to the above, and if you don't grind extra hard you get the PIP faster, because you're stack ranked against them

    • jen20 38 minutes ago
      US citizen and permanent resident are equivalent for the purposes of this...
  • shoo 20 minutes ago
    When thinking about years of work until financial independence, its worth understanding the impact that savings rate has - the fraction of post-tax income remaining to invest in growth assets after expenses.

    If you're not familiar with savings rate, here's a simple calculator to help build intuition. The assumptions of asset returns & portfolio required to sustain retirement are a bit optimistic, but it's directionally correct: https://networthify.com/calculator/earlyretirement

    You need roughly a 15% savings rate to support traditional retirement age. If you're fortunate enough to create & sustain a situation where your income net tax is a lot higher than your annual expenses, the timeline accelerates significantly.

  • pantelisk 3 hours ago
    Really fun project, but doesn't take ageism into account, it gets easier the further you get whereas it should get be getting harder in certain ways
    • _sys49152 2 hours ago
      like family/personal time balance... neglect, and you get a message your teenage daughter is pregnant or your son joined a gang. game chugs along...
  • xmprt 3 hours ago
    Game seems to be heavily weighted towards building side projects. If only you could build a single side project without raising any funds and get acquired for 10M with an 80% cut...
    • georgeecollins 3 hours ago
      Really? I did great just alternating between "grind" and "lay low". Retired with $4.8m at 25!
      • preommr 2 hours ago
        This seemed to work best.

        Unexpected given what I know second-hand about the valley - which is to grind leetcode and keep job hopping.

        • Exoristos 2 hours ago
          One of the rarely discussed life skills is going against the flow.
          • jambalaya8 28 minutes ago
            This works only until other people also feel that is the thing to do.
          • apsurd 1 hour ago
            it cannot be discussed or else it becomes the flow.
        • korrectional 34 minutes ago
          doesnt that mean your resume will be full of short jobs and you wont get hired anymore
      • ryandrake 2 hours ago
        I finished it the first time by just hitting "grind" until burnout got above 80% and then hitting "touch grass" until burnout got down below 30%, repeat until win. It actually feels like my current job.
    • JimsonYang 2 hours ago
      Well thats your problem, everyone knows you got to apply to YC to get funded

      /s

    • abeyk 3 hours ago
      this is possible now with AI
      • jeremyjh 1 hour ago
        In all seriousness, where are these stories? There are so many "entrepreneurs" vibing away, but who is getting paid? I feel like there should have been some decent exits by now but all I've found are a few lifestyle businesses and a lot of hucksters.

        My experience: I feel like I could build a real product solo much more quickly than ever before, but the reality is my side-projects have been mostly futzing around with coding agents and related infrastructure - like building my own command proxy system with LLM review/classification & deterministic approval policy - for sandboxed agents to manage cloud infrastructure in controlled ways - building the builder who never builds. I see a lot of that kind of stuff on Twitter too.

        • apsurd 58 minutes ago
          from a business standpoint, PMF was never about the underlying software. It’s a developer’s wet dream to toil away in a garage toward some Technical ideal, and then have the world applaud their genius and shower them with money.

          Now to be fair, there are windows of time where that really did happen for some few. As a craftsman developer, I have the same wet dream. The problem is I know it’s just a dream now that I’m older.

          So what AI has done is condense the frame in which a developer can spend years toiling away in the belief that they just need to keep going. Now the feedback loop is more instantly connected to reality and the reality is most all this stuff nobody wants or needs. starting a business now is ironically about all the business bits and that’s just rather annoying for builders like the HN crowd, myself included. This is more cathartic than anything. What do I know about entrepreneurial success?

          • OhSoHumble 31 minutes ago
            Something that I was hoping was that LLMs would make software development easy enough so that I could upskill in areas that determine entrepreneurial success. But I find that the quality of code from LLMs is low enough that I have to spend a lot of time doing QA (or manual coding).

            But also you could write the god damn best software out there but if you can't convince people to open the web page or download the app then it goes nowhere. Absolutely nowhere.

  • rgmerk 1 hour ago
    The rate of success of side projects seems unrealistically high. Yeah, I know, it's the YC dream, but even acquisitions where the founders walk away with a few million dollars are rare enough, right?
  • daredoes 4 hours ago
    I won by just grinding and touching grass
    • ButlerianJihad 1 hour ago
      I’ve had dates like that
    • abeyk 3 hours ago
      sad reality of life
      • vinceguidry 2 hours ago
        Sounds like someone who has never touched grass. ;-p
        • esafak 2 hours ago
          He's just got a case of the Mondays.
  • sscaryterry 3 hours ago
    RAT RACE #1 · DECEASED* *dead at 25 · $164k unspent · the on-call rotation already updated
  • gh0stmach1ne 3 hours ago
    Neat, but font choice makes it extremely hard to read the text on mobile. Even harder when it's under the CRT style screen effect.
  • henry2023 1 hour ago
    It'd be cool to have a mode where you input your current base / age / networth and simulate forward.
  • chknkachunga 2 hours ago
    I wish I could laugh at this. It hits a little too close
  • NooneAtAll3 1 hour ago
    my screen too short vertically - I didn't realize there's a whole half of the game hidden from me
  • Calazon 1 hour ago
    Automatic lifestyle creep with promotions? Well, it's definitely not a FIRE simulator.
    • jebarker 1 hour ago
      Are you suggesting that everyone with FIRE aspirations avoids lifestyle creep?
      • Calazon 33 minutes ago
        Not everyone, no, but some people do choose to avoid lifestyle creep, or at least have a lot less of it than their peers. I'm just saying it's optional and not inevitable.
  • Scene_Cast2 1 hour ago
    The FIRE net worth seems unrealistically low.
    • daemonologist 1 hour ago
      It goes up - quite a lot - if you take promotions.

      But, back in the day FIRE used to mean something beyond just being rich - there was an anti-consumerist bent (and expectation that you'd move away from your expensive city/former job) that usually went along with lower spending.

    • cucumber3732842 1 hour ago
      Not if you're selling your house in "muh good school district" to the next sucker and retiring to <shuffles cards> Idaho.
  • DoctorDabadedoo 3 hours ago
    Nice! Had a burnout, a kidney stone and was laid off before even hitting 25! Sounds about right.
  • DhawalModi 2 hours ago
    RAT RACE #1 · ACQUIRED sold the company at 27 · walked away with $13.32M · peak burnout 84%

    Gotta go grind out some AI B2B Agentic project now...

    • Onavo 2 hours ago
      The hard part for B2B is the sales not tech. You are better off wining and dining a sales guy as your co founder than doing more vibe coding.
      • oalae5niMiel7qu 2 hours ago
        The hard part is even knowing what someone would pay for. I don't know if a sales guy knows that or not.
        • Exoristos 1 hour ago
          Sales at this level is a negotiation. And, either way, it's common to start your price in the neighborhood of the competition's price.
      • DhawalModi 2 hours ago
        I try to resist the urge to vibecode, but yes agree on sales
  • _sys49152 2 hours ago
    y38q3 metaphase wants to buy me out for 500mm, my cut is 700k. my portion of the cuts get smaller as time goes on. final net worth 2.50mm. i either retired or died at 60
  • xboxnolifes 3 hours ago
    I'm not sure what the run it back button is doing, but it consistently manages to cause a graphical bug where all of my open firefox windows fully grey out until I refocus on them. Never seen that before.
    • Exoristos 2 hours ago
      Just use Chrome like a normal person.
      • Exoristos 1 hour ago
        That was sarcasm. On the other hand, it is certainly a normal experience to have to use Chrome for reasons like this.
      • bearjaws 2 hours ago
        "How come Google keeps making Chrome shittier :^(" - People who say this
  • omoikane 2 hours ago
    I like how retirement progress is tracked in a "freedom bar". I have heard that amount of money being described with a different f-word.
  • reinitctxoffset 29 minutes ago
    It's accurate because the discretionary equity grant isn't visible in any of the obvious performance metrics.

    But you know.

  • xyzelement 47 minutes ago
    I think the strategy of grinding and rising young works well (as it does in life) that way you have the "padding" to handle a layoff or a period of touching grass.

    Also (so far) layoffs + severance have been good. They work well in the game too - take the severance, touch grass and leet code, get a new job

  • FlowSt 3 hours ago
    RAT RACE · ACQUIRED sold the company at 25 · walked away with $7.36M · peak burnout 71%

    That was fun. Side-projected spam, touched grass once, YC, Side-project one more time, launch, acquired.

    • ryandrake 1 hour ago
      RAT RACE #1 · ACQUIRED sold the company at 25 · walked away with $13.13M · peak burnout 93%

      Same strategy, seems to be the winning one.

  • hassanhjk 3 hours ago
    I love how mind said “the offer says it’s the beginning of a journey but it’s actually a wheel”
  • ayaanh03 3 hours ago
    9.6 mil acquisition cash out we are so back
  • morelandjs 2 hours ago
    Man, I hate that tech has just become money. Content like this perpetuates it.
    • vinceguidry 2 hours ago
      ... it always has been?

      It's youthful exuberance that can pretend it was ever anything else.

      • fragmede 1 hour ago
        No it hasn't. It wasn't until money got involved that anything computers were lucrative. Before there was Airbnb there was the Internet of Couchsurfing.org, where people did things for free out of the kindness of their hearts and for fun. That world is long gone, replaced by OnlyFans and Amazon, cos we all got rent to pay. IBM was the big evil and Apple was the upstart and free and open standards and open source were gonna change the world. They didn't, thru got taken advantage of by corporate forces. If an MBA proposed open source, give away your work for free, and we'll just figure out some magical way to pay you, you'd tell them to get fucked. But because it came out of MIT and a bunch of nerds, it sounded like a good idea.

        The magical way to get paid turned out to be advertising, giving us Google and Facebook and their invasions of privacy. If, instead, we'd had a culture of paying people for their time and effort, and not a bunch of freeloaders, who knows how things would look today. Proprietary and locked down, perhaps. But also maybe not?

        /rant.

  • thomasjackson29 2 hours ago
    I couldn’t step away from the grind :D very funny game and ngl I want my own Milton in real life
  • maybiiLen 1 hour ago
    add a dating life status bar
  • Grosvenor 2 hours ago
    Heavy drug wars vibe. I love it.
    • rnd0 1 hour ago
      I originally wasn't going to try it -but now I have to!
  • himata4113 2 hours ago
    I think this would be a lot more fun if there were different "starting" charasteristics.

    High starting money, but low tolerance for burnout. Poverty, but extremely high tolerance for burnout. Can't find a job debuff. Low skill, grifter, false promises, lie to win. (Rolling chance to end up in prison). High skill start, low tolerance for burnout. ADHD debuff. Picking the opposite option of what you want debuff.

    Also advance game by 1 month instead of 3 months.

    • Exoristos 1 hour ago
      > Poverty, but extremely high tolerance for burnout.

      Slanting toward the fantasy genre here.

  • omicronxt 3 hours ago
    RAT RACE · ACQUIRED sold the company at 30 · walked away with $14.98M · peak burnout 94%

    did i win???

  • yieldcrv 3 hours ago
    RAT RACE #1 · ACQUIRED sold the company at 28 · walked away with $10.17M · peak burnout 100%
  • q8zd3 3 hours ago
    only did grinding and side project. got acquired. if it were that simple..
  • oalae5niMiel7qu 2 hours ago
    Whether you can score a remote gig without a cost-of-living penalty affects your ability to achieve FIRE. If you're in the Bay Area at only $200K, you're on a treadmill.
  • binarymax 1 hour ago
    I escaped! Just grind until you hit 80% burnout then touch grass to bring it back down. Rinse repeat.
  • bfung 1 hour ago
    Anyone see how Opus did? lol

    Also, eerily accurate timeline!

  • advaith334 1 hour ago
    beautiful
  • paxys 3 hours ago
    My vesting cliff somehow hit after getting fired lol
    • LPisGood 3 hours ago
      I have a friend who got laid off and had that happen.
  • abeyk 4 hours ago
    too realistic
  • cucumber3732842 1 hour ago
    Laid off at 49 as a L8 Principal with 402% freedom bux in the bank at $9.8m net worth and $0.9M/yr with nothing but grinding and touching grass.

    Sounds about right for someone who was born in the late 70s and got in in the 90s.

  • fHr 1 hour ago
    banger
  • goodpoint 3 hours ago
    Now make it 10x more difficult for those not born in the US.
    • calculatte 2 hours ago
      Maybe you haven't seen the state of things in the US lately...
  • elzbardico 2 hours ago
    Just like real life: Alternate moments of grind with moments of "strategic disengagement" (touch grass).

    Accepted a voluntary leave with a generous severance, then, used the cushion to ship relentless on side project. Ended up with 7.1 M offer that netted me 6.7 million.

  • jongjong 3 hours ago
    On the end screen, it shows "Shareholder value created" with some huge number.

    I find this unsettling because it hints that the people who built this game are more naive than I am. And this is a game about a cynical topic.

    It reminds me of the narrative "No matter how bad you think it is, reality is worse."

    The idea that the engineer is creating "shareholder value" is part of the conditioning. They're creating complexity and literally running a hamster wheel. Even more so than the game suggests. Lighting fires and putting them out. They are lucky to have this job where you can get away with this kind of pure performative engineering. Seriously, Netflix looks exactly the same as it did years ago. Same with Facebook. The fact that they have so many users and make so much money has nothing to do with engineering and everything to do with attention monopolization and incentive structures among investors to circulate money between companies that they have a stake in.

    Working for a bootstrapped startup; that's real value creation because there is enormous risk involved and no engineer wants to take that risk.

    Of course the value creation goes away as soon as the startup raises funding because then they become part of the club and the risk is taken out.

    Working for FAANG is more like being appointed to the king's court. The king's fool is not creating any economic value for the average working citizen... And the line for that job is long. Being chosen is not based on skill or talent. Talent is abundant. It's a kind of lottery.

    • elzbardico 2 hours ago
      Or maybe it is just sarcasm.
      • jongjong 2 hours ago
        Maybe. Probably. It's hard for me to perceive sarcasm these days. I'm becoming just like the neoliberals I used to criticize who gets triggered at the slightest thing haha.

        That said, I do think a lot of cynical engineers have a "Rat race" worldview and not the "Hamster wheel" one.

        From my perspective, it's like if someone made a joke about genocide. My sarcasm detector switches off. This topic and this game is traumatic to me.

        Also, the amount of money which is needed to retire in the game is huge! $1.7 million! I'm not even expecting to reach that at retirement. The fact that someone believes they can get this in a few years of grinding reveals a very cushy worldview...

        What I would do for that kind of money...

        I've been grinding like insane, nights and weekends for almost 15 years and my net worth is like $200k, 30% of it illiquid in a retirement fund. I never got a bonus, in spite of being called "the best engineer at the company" to my face by the company founder. After asking for a raise, they offered a 2% salary increase... This was a cryptocurrency company with a lot of money to spare.

        • windward 1 hour ago
          Your life would be more cushy if you didn't hang around in suboptimal jobs.
  • ge96 3 hours ago
    No option for the rat to bite you, you get rabiz, sue and cash out?
  • nico 2 hours ago
    That was fun! Although I was automatically retired, with $1.7M in net worth. That’s hardly enough, especially in California. Maybe the game should ask for a goal number before starting
    • Synthetic7346 2 hours ago
      Depends in which part of California
      • nico 24 minutes ago
        If you retire at 30 with $1.7M, you’d be getting about $45-$60k/year for the rest of your life

        Maybe if you live by yourself, or have someone contributing a second income, and inflation doesn’t catch up with you

      • Exoristos 1 hour ago
        Goes pretty far in Weed, for example.