Beauty in DVD Menus

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55 points | by speckx 1 hour ago

16 comments

  • alt227 12 minutes ago
    I remember watching the DVD of Memento, and using the secret DVD menu button combination to enable watching the film backwards scene by scene. I remember thinking that was amazing and we were entering a new era of creative movie distribution. Shame that sort of thing didnt really catch on.
    • Xirdus 3 minutes ago
      Memento is one of the few movies in history where out-of-order watching would even make sense, possibly the only one. Much like 3D TVs, it didn't catch on because people don't actually want to consume media that way.
  • waltbosz 2 minutes ago
    I remember the first Harry Potter DVD had its special features hidden in a sort of maze game that presumably used the DVD menu system. It was an interesting idea, but I found it too difficult to navigate/play. One part I remember was you had to tap the bricks outside The Leaky Cauldron in a special order to enter Diagon Alley and then what happened I don't recall.

    I also had this idea for a home work out DVD that would give you different "random" workouts based on the timing of when you clicked menu options. There would be predefined playlists of different workout routines. Each video segment in the list would be a set of one kind of exercise. And the playlists would contain different collections of sets. I wonder if I could have made it work, I think DVD technology would support it.

  • VCFundedGenYer 3 minutes ago
    I specifically remember Shrek 1's DVD menu was a work of art and nearly a complete multimedia experience on its own.

    It's ironic that the author chose the much simpler/inferior Shrek 2 DVD menu to showcase.

  • valgaze 0 minutes ago
    - "secret" menus

    - randomized menu backgrounds/environments

  • kalleboo 15 minutes ago
    Back in High School me and my friends made a zombie movie over summer vacation, and I had so much fun making overly-complicated DVD menus for it using a pirated copy of DVD Studio Pro.

    Full of stylized video transitions, menu selections that were fully graphical (not using the 2-bit overlays, DVD Studio Pro supported Photoshop layers), pointless special features (gotta fill out that list on the back of the box), poorly-translated subtitle tracks, and easter eggs in various menus when you hit a special button combination on your remote.

    It was a really fun format to mess around with!

  • chungy 9 minutes ago
    Yeah, I remember DVD menus (and the rare Blu-ray that employs "interesting" menus) being fun, but even the fun ones would get in the way of actually wanting to watch the movie or TV episode at hand.

    They might be bland and boring, but the menus employed today by the vast majority of discs produced are infinitely preferable in my opinion. Play Movie/Episode, Audio, Subtitles, Special Features. They're made from just a few templates and generally work the same across all discs from a studio. Doesn't bog you down with cutesy animations or wild layout choices, lets you just watch your movie in peace.

    • OuterVale 4 minutes ago
      I can understand the argument of simplicity and consistency for something productivity-related, or whatever, but when watching a DVD it is almost always for the purpose of entertainment. A fun and intnrnsting menu feels like part of the experience. It is a bit more of an event with all the little added flourishes.
  • drooopy 12 minutes ago
    Despite the fact that a lot of dvd menus were confusing to navigate and / or outright ugly, it's a shame that it became another lost art form. The bad ones were often spectacularly bad, though lol
  • kccqzy 14 minutes ago
    I’ve never had the fortune to see beautifully designed DVD menus. I’ve seen the Shrek 2 DVD menu, but it didn’t strike me as good.

    The only use I had for DVD menus is adjusting subtitles and dubbing. I found that changing the language in the video was a good way to study a foreign language.

  • zapkyeskrill 16 minutes ago
    Got to question the reasoning behind Fastplay. If it was "Designed to make their DVDs more accessible, especially to children potentially unable to manage the remote" are those really the target audience for "it often plays trailers before the feature presentation"?
  • hed 15 minutes ago
    The late '90s had some fun ones, like the Austin Powers DVD that had secret menus and extra scenes (some extremely early on in the movie that went unused). That was a ton of fun and I wish more studios did it like that.
  • clircle 13 minutes ago
    "Beauty" wouldn't be my word of choice for these.
  • garciasn 24 minutes ago
    I used to specifically re-rip DVDs that had menus. They were hideously designed, overly complex, or just pointless when I just wanted the content to start when I put the disc in. Why?

    1. Because it would cause confusion with my kids when they were trying to watch movies in the car as toddlers.

    2. It was an annoyance when we were watching a movie at home.

    I am finding a similar annoyance w/AppleTV's content ad/preview, recap, and intro skips. Like, for fucks sake, just play the episode already.

    • Goronmon 21 minutes ago
      Yeah, I saw this similar "DVD menu" topic come up on Reddit as well.

      I was surprised how many people expressed disappointment or annoyance at the lack of these menus when it came to streaming.

      While I specifically remember the lack of these menus (and how slow they were) being something I was thrilled to have when streaming was introduced.

    • usui 20 minutes ago
      Yeah, I tried Apple TV's free trial and it really gets in the way of everything, so much so that I canceled. It's pretty annoying how modern streaming platforms try to ruin the vanilla viewing experience as much as possible. If I remember correctly it's also impossible to disable the automatic "next episode" preview in Amazon Prime which you have to click out of to hide. Like holy shit, I just watched a feature-length film. Let me watch the credits in peace.
  • nekusar 26 minutes ago
    Yeah, too bad Jellyfin doesnt have a way to parse a DVD and make menus. That way, I could be a better archivalist.

    Normally I just convert the largest title too the name of the movie, and put the rest in extras, so Jelly can pick all the extra content up.

    • floydnoel 21 minutes ago
      some software could just open a DVD ISO, so I used that as the backup format when I wanted to retain menus. XBMC and it's derivatives could open them over the network share iirc.
    • chocochunks 15 minutes ago
      Kodi can remotely play DVD ISOs. It does mean you get no compression though.
  • spiderfarmer 27 minutes ago
    I never quite understood who made those menus. I think 95% of them were absolutely hideous, just like early webdesign.
  • pelagicAustral 22 minutes ago
    I can understand the nostalgia, but my experience with these menus always brought me to the absolute brink of sudoku.

    I was just utterly incapable of conducting business in these screens, but it could have been a massive web of combinatronics between poorly engineered hardware in the form of remote control buttons, low patience, and some cognitive dissonance after so many years of downloading warez films on Limewire.

    • VCFundedGenYer 2 minutes ago
      Sudoku is a number grid game. Surely you used the wrong term...

      Secondly, I'm assuming you're just too young to understand/appreciate DVD menus. Your wording sounds like you are of later Gen Z age and therefore couldn't have had the frame of reference to respect the history and progression.

    • jonhohle 18 minutes ago
      Seppuku?

      Though the idea of being so frustrated that you must solve a sudoku is kind of funny.

  • d--b 3 minutes ago
    in the history of technology, I can't recall anything as universally bad as the DVD menus. What a terrible mess. The only thing this had to do was highlight something when you pressed a button, and it was utterly incapable of doing that.

    The player could decode high quality MPEG2, but it couldn't let you select a freaking item.

    Ugh and don't get me started on setting up languages and subtitles...

    I get the love for vinyls, I get the nostalgia for 8-track tape cassettes. But you can't just miss everything from the past. This truly and totally sucked.